Genre: Dramatic. Charming Kennedy. You see this, right? Shes dead to me starting now. Get out! I mean naturally, Im a worry-free person. There's Rabbit and Piglet and there's Owl, but most of all Winnie the Pooh. No, he isnt, and neither are you. By: Isabelle Bidal, Age 18, Ontario, Canada Description: A straight-A student finds themself in detention Genre: Comedic. (beat) No? They hide their scars by making others bleed. I, Exclamation Point have finally found something NOT to be excited about. And then one morning, when Rabbit was beginning to think that he might never be able to use his front door again, it happened. No, I imagine that birds are brave. Well, here you go. To live, to exist and to be alive. I dont want to be the screw-up that I am. OK. You're lashing out, Pooh, and that's normal, part of the healing process. By: Erin Ryan, age 18, Pennsylvania, USA Description: A cat muses on how its mistress doesnt appreciate it enough. I know! Help! VSCO girls? Red eyed and close-fisted, he finds me alright. Hes out of his mind! )Do you hear that? Jessie! You know it all because you live in the world. The power is out. A soccer player in France has been suspended for five years after biting the penis of an opponent during an altercation after a match. It happens at random times, like at night when Im in bed and looking at my phone. Cerritos Mall No, sir crocs are not a 911 emergency, however I do appreciate your concern because they truly are a real FASHION CRIME. Just listen to what Im about to say, okay? He was too busy killing my mom. He doesnt. I wasnt asked to do any chores, or finish my homework, and I didnt have to attend Uncle Wyatts funeral. I got my bachelors, two masters, my PhD, met your dad, and then I had you. He even gets away with rubbing it in my face. The shirt is too tight, or too loose, or not the right colour, and the pants are too rigid, or too short, or too everything. You guys are still regular people. So, do we have a deal? I pledge allegiance to the flag of thewait a minute. Yes, I understand all the girls are in shock, or admitted to the hospital because thebut you can imagine thats how they would all respond. Thats what my mom says anyway. Doesnt mean I am dangerous or that I need protecting. And I hope the best for you. Destroyed his TV. I went to my room and I could tell they were still arguing. I know. You know what, Im just gonna let him take me, jail shouldnt be too bad right? We shall get there someday.". I think it would help with this deception if you would get, kind of open, your umbrella and say: Tut-tut, it looks like rain. Its not the worst thing to do. No ones been smart enough to try that before. Alright, I can do this. Yes? It brings me back to when I lived in London, I suppose you can relate, cant you mate? And scene! What they do see is weird kid and obnoxious boy blowing gargantuan bubbles during class. After that meeting, she left and I was moved to a different section of the building, and united with you, the one that had brought her joy for so many years. Oh before I go, I think Im gonna take this pretty little Rolex. Obviously its not going well, but at least Im trying right? Le mal que font les hommes vit aprs eux; Le bien est souvent entreml avec leurs os. For me, Mariia means hopelessness of having nothing and only hope left. Monologues from your favorite Disney characters in the movies we all know and love. By: Kara Smith, Age 14, North Carolina, USA Description: A student is asked to imagine their perfect day. And guess what? Throughout the text, Milne is successfully able to convey the intricacies of speech through uncertain, halting diction. Ive been thin all my life. Did you hear that? Even if I try, I know Ill get the inevitable Why didnt you take the normal route? which will make me even more embarrassed. I know its terrible, but I really needed to get that off my chest. Yeah, I know tomorrows Valentines day . I thought Id be alone, sneaking out this late. Yes, Im a genie. Youre screwing up my life here! He was going to tell me that he loved me, and he would mean it. Don't now-then me." -Eeyore "End of the road. And after, you follow the river of job, money, family, mistakes, money, good stories, retirement money, money and then some more money, then you have grandkids and die. Nene would take us to the gas station where she would buy us huge ice cream cones. Im scared to come home. (Fumbles around in near darkness.) Or if your dad will come home- as himself. Brock Bruce. I hope you realize that Faith brings nothing to the table when it comes to a musical. What? Those thirteen years together have blessed my life. I put it on my bed. Pigeons! Oh my, oh my, oh my goodness gracious! Nice location. She is now speaking into the phone.) I work hard to be funny, but to not be known as the funny friend. I work hard to be sporty, but not too sporty, to be artsy but not too artsy, to be quirky but to make sure that my quirks are normal. Thank you, Piglet. Quick, turn the page. But this time it was different. And the kid thinks everything is fun. Well, except for the fact Im scared. Im glad that sought me out to wish me a happy birthday, Kendra. Genre: Comedic. By: Sarah McCroan, Age 15, Georgia, USA Description: A young person struggles with the ugliness of the world. I am not spoken to unless I speak first. My parents, Majestic, even my iPhone, have made me who I am today. Youll have to live with that regret for the rest of your days. A turning ladder made up of tiny intricate colors. (Digging through bag, checking pockets.) A hunting trophy. People yelled, screamed, argued. Until one day last summer. By: Meredeen Smelser, Washington, USA, Age 13 Description: A crazy cat lady thinks that one of her cats is trying to kill her. It was a normal day at the club, or what we call normal. When they found out that I had bought the last ticket, things start getting interesting. Not to worry. You seriously just asked me how I feel about it? Then why cant you help? So that is my story, and also the story of how we have the seasons. Honey! Ill just give him the answers for the test. Times up. Pooh: This is a very good fur cone, and something ought to rhyme to it. Just for trying to say hello? I just decided to leave and go to my car. If I had spoken to my mother the way you just spoke to me, she should have whipped me with a leather belt until I bled. Melancholy and I are very old friends. I hate it when you do that, or when you stop talking to me. Im going off to college next week, and I cant take you with me. Mom!!! So yeah. What?! Take three. It will never go away. Well, good morning world. My dad told Jacob that he had made him see the world in a different way. Understand that we, as boys, will never understand the mind of a girl. He just called me. Im your sister. I know you hate me for listening and that Im just an annoying little sister, but I love listening to you. Required fields are marked *. At one point, while using alliteration, he considers starting over but then decides itll be easier just to plow through and then stop. Which button do I press? Dry as a whistle. Do you even eat? thin. Under that is a man dressed in old clothes with holes, no socks or shoes. "A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.". I put my hands onto the freezing car window and saw that my keys were inside of the car! Who would even buy such a stupid thing? When I came back out again, the car was gone. First Place Winner By: Lilly Johnson, Age 13, Missouri, USA Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A teenage surfer narrowly escapes a shark attack and it changes her view of the ocean forever. There were tons of people waiting in line after me. Yeah, sure I did. It was a big white room. Lights off, no more talking! Tired of trying to get something that feels. Are you joking? Well, thats okay. Youre telling me Im going to be in piles and piles of student loan debt for the rest of my life so that the teacher who is supposed to be, thats right, teaching me chemistry, a key part of my future career can not feel like teaching! Thats just bizarre. I used to brag about being fearless, but I cant imagine what would have happened if I didnt get scared that day. How are we? I mean he makes us wear these ridiculous Pinnocchio outfits and sing while we work, while he sits on his big fat butt watching the weather channel. Smile, walk, walk, walk and cupcake hands and left foot two steps andright foot two steps and turn and back (rolls her ankle and collapses in pain.) My skin color, for some strange reason, is a threat to you? Description: A leprechaun outsmarts someone who has found his pot of gold. It was really stupidbut you know, we had fun with it. First Place Winner By:Kaheni Johnson, Baltimore, Maryland, USA, Age 15 Gender:Any Genre:Dramatic Description:A teen tells his/her side of the story to a police officer. (Pause, inner realization.) Those were the days when I didnt feel anxiety or sadness. I wrote a monologue! Big job, take two, three days. First Place Winner! Ugh, I told youNO MORE THINKING! Lucky, I liked the suit! Just a couple of words criticizing Chairman Mao, the leader of the Cultural Revolution, and she was gone. Is he gone? Who are you? But, Rickys not as sand paper rough as he comes off. Do you know about sacred geometry? 7. By: Robert L., Los Angeles, California, USA, Age 11 Gender: Male or Female Genre: Comedic Description: A student tries to carry on a phone conversation with terrible cell service. By: Sami Taylor, Age 15, Austin, TX, USA Description: A teen running for Student Council President delivers a terrible campaign speech. No response from Jayla) You know what, do whatever. I cant be like you, and I dont want to be like you anyway. By: Christopher Parker, Age 13, South Carolina USA Description: A teen explains the craziness of quarantine to a friend online. We are a family of all girls. Ill scoop out my own sorta life. Scientifically, lonely and sad people love rain due to the negative ions it releases, which bring feelings of comfort and happiness in the midst of the positive ions coming from most other things in the world. He buys me anything I want. Im sorry Jayla. So, we manage to get in without setting off any alarms. Im going to issue an apology, and Im going to accept whatever consequences come along with it. Birds are so much freer than any person I know. I know you said to stay strong and to take care of the family for you, but it is hard. Yeah. By: Cecily W., New York, NY, Age 13 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A young girl tells her mother that she doesnt want to be famous anymore. It gives you a superior feeling. By: Amber D., West Gosford, NSW, Australia, Age 14 Gender: Male or Female Genre: Comedic Description: A student describes their day at school. So instead, I just waited for the cops to arrive. Grabs weights and does a few exercises to calm down.) There's Rabbit and Piglet and there's Owl, but most of all Winnie the Pooh This is why there are a ton of scratches on my body. "Being grown up," it said to itself, "There is no hurry. Rainbows and unicorns, that felt good! I was only 18 at the time. Now dont get me wrong, there are so many good possibilities hiding in the darkness. Mmm, mmm! No. So, turns out my mum wasnt so happy about all of this, and she went looking the whole world over for me. Julie Paretsky, she was and still is the delinquent of the group. Maybe next year it will be alright again. Piglet: I-I-I-I expect it was T-T-T-T-Tigger! No one suspected a thing when I was first at the finish line. My family lovingly nicknamed me Eeyore by the time I was 4. The light turns off. Windslow is my 80-year-old husband. You say Im just some kid, I say I have fourteen years of life experience, thank you very much, and when Im elected? Maybe I dont deserve to be #1 again. If you fought well, you were guaranteed a spot in the next one. Third Place Winner By: Payton V.P., Green Bay, Wisconsin, Age 17 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: Teen rejected by her guy finds comfort where least expectedfrom her mom. Though Im not young anymore. 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