She's always telling somebody what they can and can't do. She'd say it to me then put me on hold, figure out what else they wanted her to say, and then say it. A hiker who was walking in the Simplon Pass area with his family said he saw the horrifying crash after he spotted two burning objects fall. Stay with us. We all have our own little identity. Whenever I tried to make a connection, the machinery of cause and effect began to break down. My father gave John the once-over, then turned to me. She's the sweetest person and smiles and is just patient and caring. It was fun, you know? One of them is like-- she's the mean one. I wanted an end to the self-consciousness I felt on the road, an end to the shameful sense that the thunderous rumbling and rank exhaust were coming from my person rather than my car. Did you change your hair, he said. becoming a zillionaire who seems to forget that you exist. What had happened, or failed to happen, defined his every paternal assurance, his promise that the phone would ring, the salesman buckle, the car become mine. Is there something wrong? Its Dr. Goldstein is no slouch. Jackie Cohen and I spent very combative hour talking, during which time she would not admit to any actual meanness. Listen, no one is on trial. ", "I'm not buying it," my father said sternly. But thank you, Jonathan. My father shot me a sidelong glance, as if to say, watch and learn. WebTwenty years later, John sets off to find Nick and revisit the day that changed the course of both their lives.CreditsHeavyweight is hosted and produced by Jonathan Goldstein.This F: +1.212.259.2524. 535 E 70th St. New York, NY 10021. Each day, I called my father on various transparent pretexts and attempted to find out whether he'd heard anything from the salesman. Act Two, Does Niceness Pay? Jonathan was born in Boston on March 24, 1947. But the punitive spirit of this counterclaim was gratifying, for awhile at least. [14] Goldstein also co-authored Schmelvis: In Search of Elvis Presley's Jewish Roots [1] with Max Wallace, an account of a Hasidic Elvis impersonator and rabbi's quest to trace the Jewish roots of Elvis Presley. If it's done wrong, she says, friendliness not only will not pay, friendliness can cost you. We've received your submission. shrink-wrapped submarine sandwich the length of a hockey stick; cancer survivor kicked I suspected my father might brood about our day at the dealership, but I wasn't prepared for the extremity of his reaction, if in fact the bill was a reaction. "The guy's playing hardball, but you watch. Act Three, And What's Going On with You? It's so great how you can still do that. It was very nice. to create his Gimlet podcast, My father sauntered toward the Fiat as I got out, peeking through the perpetually open window despite my attempt to block his view. This episode was also produced by Kalila Holt, Peter Bresnan, and Stevie Lane. It's kind of like the Spice Girls. "Mr. Cooper," said the salesman. I think it must be the bravest project I have ever worked on, with one of the most brilliant creative teams ever.. But it always feels like a mere taste of the greatness that once was. A flurry of demands that can't be met? simmering amusement that frequently boils over. WebJonathan Goldstein, Writer: Spider-Man: Homecoming. Then come on back. That's what we were, we were the Four Blondes. Once they give in, they make quick progress. OK. ", "As I said, Mr. Cooper, I don't mind giving up my commission, but I can't lose money on the deal. She was mean, she was popular. My friends will even tell him, don't even look at her. The car had probably been sold. You know what I mean? I'd watched my father often enough to know that such transactions excited him into what can only be described as a rapture of antagonism. I distinctly recall facing my father, his gardening clothes stained with grass and darkened by perspiration, and shaping my tone so that I sounded neither pitiful-- "I'm too poor"-- or petulant-- "I'll never be able to buy a new car. Oh, no, it's-- I just sort of fell into it. "If we cut through the crap, you just might make yourself a sale. Of course it doesn't always end in high school. You were new to school. ), The second-season finale focusses on Goldstein and his mother, and it makes a lovely coda to the Though it pains me to do so, I must add that my father's gold Star of David had loosed itself from the mid-interior of his shirt to glint conspicuously in the afternoon light, the sight of which, given my father's unabashed haggling, caused a chord of shame to vibrate inside me. It's weird, they just like my voice. The resolution is as satisfying, provocative, Goldstein's work has been academically examined as representative of "the positioning of Jews and Canadians as potentially overlooked minorities in the late-twentieth- OK, table five you were sucking up to like I've never seen. My father still fumed from the encounter with the salesman, his ears and neck flushed with blood. Or perhaps I was just seeing him as my father might-- slippery, unctuous, not to be trusted. She's actually a doctor who works with the homeless. That was the thing that made me feel like its You're saying it was actually a nice thing that you did. system that would talk to him like the voice of God. Perfect for the experiment. And Jackie said, no, don't go talk to him. All the first drafts of the score were rejected because they werent funny enough, he added. Goldstein and his fellow-investigators, as they discover that the All kinds of goodies, all kinds of free stuff, free audio, the first episode of our new television show-- the whole thing, absolutely free, www.thisamericanlife.org. He currently practices at Madonna Perinatal Services and is affiliated with Good Samaritan Hospital Medical Center. Oh, order something? The The two of us waited a moment with the tacit understanding that his retreat might have been a strategy to provoke my father into giving chase. Because I was so frustrated. Act Four, Keeping It In the Family. Want equals fear. They were great. It was a look of profound pity. All rights reserved. Beneath the tally, in the firm but detached language common to his profession, he demanded that I pay him back. but ends with what amounts to a twist: the story begins to rebuke 17 (Interviewed by Devon Taylor)", "We Never Got Along: A letter from Jonathan Goldstein, on an old flame", "Judge John Hodgman Episode 160: The French Correction", "Zine Review: a car wash the size of a peach", "Bringing up Baby: Heather O'Neill's debut novel brings magic to a grim inner-city childhood", "Here are nearly 50 podcasts to stream, both local and national, recommended by Twin Cities podcast fans", "Producer Sean Cole relishes the 'beautiful feeling' of performing weddings", Transom.org bio page, including links to This American Life stories he has produced, This American Life: Hand It Over Stories from Our First Year on the Air, Lies, Sissies, and Fiascoes: The Best of This American Life, Crimebusters + Crossed Wires: Stories from This American Life, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jonathan_Goldstein_(author)&oldid=1127212721, Canadian people of American-Jewish descent, Short description is different from Wikidata, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License 3.0, Canadian National Magazine Awards: Silver Award for Humour (2004), The New York Festivals: Gold World Medal for Best Regularly Scheduled Comedy Program (2006) for, This page was last edited on 13 December 2022, at 14:07. Both men are in their eighties, and, as Goldstein puts it in And if it's a matter of not wanting to pay more than the factory price-- and who can blame you?-- I'd be happy to contribute the extra $200 myself." Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy and Cookie Statement and Your California Privacy Rights. Contents 1 Early life and education 2 Career 3 Personal life and affiliations 4 References 5 External links Early life and education [ edit] What an expensive life I'd lived. North, heading northeast through Holyoke; minutes later, I was horrified For other people with this name, see, "Goldstein taps into neuroses for radio show", "Jonathan Goldstein, The Art of Podcasting No. I can't believe it. When they ask her to recommend a wine, she swallows and tells them: You know what? ", "I can't afford a new car," I told him. Oh, really? And it totally-- I can't believe it. In two minutes, Troy has their whole story. It's nice to meet a customer who knows what he wants and comes prepared to do business. On the other hand, it relegated me to the role of admiring onlooker, and suggested that I was too incompetent and naive to buy my own car, which was entirely true. The subway-voice idea, he thought, Galit, in which We have this from Mike Albo. Jonathan Goldstein, family killed in Swiss Alps plane crash It made no sense. His work encompassed a range of contemporary classical styles with orchestral, jazz, electro-acoustic and world influences.. Goldstein died in a light-plane crash in the Alps along with his wife and WebJonathan Goldstein is a British solicitor and entrepreneur. Dad shifted his weight to meet the man's gaze, his posture erect. And then I saw how it really is. Obviously it works. Weve only lived here about three months. The senior The Goonies 2 is a 2027 American adventure comedy film directed by Richard Donner and written by Jonathan Francis playing with his son at the playground, happily singing The Itsy-Bitsy Act Three, And What's Going On With You? I asked Jackie Cohen if she remembered calling me dirty and new to Marie-Claude. parents and friends that hed known for decades. it's a little bit of a lighter, brighter flavor. But I have to say I don't know how you do it. Of course you can evade a mean friend. Even the other waitress working on Wednesday, Natalie, who does not have an aloof bone in her body, was getting 20% and more from every table. That's OK. OK, let's do a little bit of role-playing, shall we? Here she is with one of the tables that she's being nice to, table number four, warning them off a glass of one that she thinks won't go with her meal. She's never like this. Jackie turned back around and I'd grit my teeth, vowing not to allow a single cough to escape my mouth. Chronic insecurity-- $90,000. Jonathan Goldstein (born August 22, 1969) is an American-Canadian author, humorist and radio producer. I look at her as though I've only just then realized who it is I am sitting there talking with. As we walked across the asphalt lot of the Toyota dealership, triangular plastic pendants rippled and snapped in the breeze. like in Tony Millionaires Maakies. I think about comics a lot, he That time came over "Jackie Cohen," I will say, shaking my head in disbelief. You're not--. Two times. Up until a year ago, they were roommates. The majority of their customers are just set in their ways. You said, don't talk to him because he's dirty. By the end of the week, however, my pants were sagging. could be both funny and thematic, like Mork talking to ", "I've got to hand it to you, Mr. Cooper. "I'm going to make this painless," said the salesman. Because there's always going to be the girls who are the most popular and that the guys look at the most, that get the friends because they're so pretty. The total was somewhere in the neighborhood of $2 million, an especially hefty sum in 1978. Sundays, I usually get tipped $4 or $5, every table. He squinted at the sticker price. So what's up with you? On Sunday, Amy worked again. OK, remember the guy who I said, I'm always nice to him but he always tips the minimal. Theres something season, he didnt know if hed be up for bringing strangers that kind of (Midway through the first season, I pulled off I-91 WebSpecial thanks to Emily Condon, Stevie Lane, John K Samson, and Jackie Cohen. Be-Bop-a-Lula.) Just being able to look at everything through this And you were always trying to do your best to stay on the inside. In the moment, it felt like a good I'll beat them at their own game. As musicians we draw influences from so many different areas and I find personally, I am most moved by the simplicity of a beautiful melody, she said. I have no reason to lead you on.". failure.) Gregor is the splashiest example of the kind of thing that We're here, just two friends chatting. therapist to help facilitate.) & + Share. [16] In February 2008, Goldstein debuted the internet project CBC Web 3.0 which features the short "The Future is Yesterday", a comedic take on the impersonal nature of the Internet. Half the entrees cost $6 or so. Is the sky that unleashes a bolt of lightning into the forehead of a friendly woodsman mean? On the fourth day, I steeled myself and asked him outright. He looks dirty. [7], After graduation, Goldstein supported himself by working in the telemarketing industry for ten years while continuing to write and attend readings. which Moby had then used to create his album And you just sort of tap into it, you know? painful topic she wants to avoid. and he wants his CDs back. But before I tell you what it is, Mr. Cooper, I want you to promise that you won't say a word to my boss. And they know that they can be mean to people and still be loved by everyone. Nicely layered, kind of feathered. He's good. Three. The car sputtered as I shifted into park and the sagging tailpipe, which I'd had to bind to the cars undercarriage with electrical tape, coughed a cloud of noxious exhaust. Its like Krazy Kat, where in every panel, the cat gets hit No, he looks good. The salesman's refusal to call must have undermined his notion of how the world worked, how bargains were struck by men like himself, men possessed of wile and nerve. This is what a real man provides for me. It read, "Your obligations to your father, the party of the first part, are considerable. In one Goldstein is a member of the Public Radio Exchange editorial board. I would forever remain a sucker, a rube. Part of being one of the Four Blondes is that everybody does the same thing, shaves their legs every day, has a perfect matching outfit. And Goldstein, who has worked with Boehly for eight years, will now support the bid, according to Sky News. I don't know what's going on. Well, consider this story. OK, so I didn't want you to hear this from someone else, but I just made $2 million. Wait, they just put you put on hold? Now I know what to do.". 2023 Cond Nast. I was in the same school as them, evidently completely unnoticed, for three years. I'm not paying a penny more than factory. And I got another voiceover gig. She liked nice smells, like perfumed fancy erasers or freshly mimeographed sheets of paper. We just had a really good time talking. And then there was the guy sitting at the bar alone, noticeably good-looking, reading the New York Times. And I was so nice to them. That's hilarious. "Well," Dad announced. There, as here, But now I totally do. The Federal Safety Investigation Authority has launched a probe into the crash, which occurred along a route through the mountains that connect Switzerland and northern Italy. When he talks, you listen in state of She's real bossy. Oh, you know that children's book I wrote really fast for no reason? Its like youre able to turn It's just really lucky, because you know, like, with the recession, it's like I made my money before the apocalypse and now I'll able to live comfortably. Like, I feel like I'm a direct person. In the meantime, I'd researched the prices at other Toyota dealerships around town and discovered that John's offer was the best of the bunch. Who was I, he must have wondered, to have offered him money? I think it was a bit of both. Did you throw up? Oh, I wish you would have remembered. "Look like you could use a new set of wheels. ponytail and took it all in. At the office, solving a mystery: Jorge I wasn't the kind of kid who vomited much, and the experience felt very personal, sort of like crying in your underwear. fondly of Dr. Josh Hamilton, reading an excerpt from a story by Bernard Cooper, which first appeared in the LA Weekly and is now part of the book The Bill From My Father. [18], Goldstein married fellow radio producer Emily Condon in 2015, having been introduced by Sean Cole in 2013. So it was great being with her. what existed of the second, in a kind of rapture, often while driving whose radio show Wiretap aired on rewarding, without the dimension of the past taking your generosity and John, are you nervous around me right now? Nowadays, Jackie Cohen and I are friends, good friends. Our Credits Heavyweight is hosted and produced by Jonathan Goldstein, along with Wendy Dorr, Chris Neary, and Kalila Holt. relationship conversations, he told me, recording is helpful. Dr. Goldstein completed a residency at Beth Israel Deaconess Med Ctr, Internal Medicine. When I was finished speaking with Maureen, I called Josh up on his cell phone and he talked with me from his car. If I could go back in time and tell the young Jonathan Goldstein that one day he would be friends with the most popular girl at Western Laval Junior High, that young Jonathan Goldstein, taking in the utter absurdity of such a proposition, would laugh convulsively until his nose produced mucus and his eyeglasses needed adjusting. You know? unsentimental. 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There's Moroccan couscous, there's vegetarian sushi, there are lots of carefully made sandwiches, and then there's this whole menu of higher-end specials every day, so it's possible to drop $20 on a grilled sea bass or organically raised lamb. meddled just the right amount; theres catharsis, and everyone feels to the camera as though addressing the viewing audience and say, Do you She made a mistake. There's was the tough one, the cute one, the smart one. It wasn't hard for Jonathan Goldstein to find the girl who terrorized him in high school. And I came in, because we switch shifts-- like, she's getting off and I'm coming on. You're afraid. Here we go. "Honest my ass." I'm not even going to look at you. humiliating yourself, but for the first time youre doing that with a Overview Experience News Awards and Community. The vinyl upholstery of the bucket seats began to rub off on passengers' hands and thighs in sticky black patches. Jonathan Goldstein (XII) Jonathan Goldstein was born in 1969 in New York City, New York, USA. He is a producer and writer, known for Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Horrible Bosses (2011) and Game Night (2018). He has been married to Adena Halpern since August 26, 2007. Have fun. The letters rich with loops and convolutions. The difference between 15% tips and 20% tips works out to around $50 per shift. series beginning, about his dad. And so when we all got in this fight, they called me up and they put the mean one on the phone. Typed on his law firm's onion-skin stationery, the bill itemized the money he'd spent on me over my lifetime. OK? This next story is an excerpt from a much longer work by Bernard Cooper. She doesn't recommend the sturgeon, which is her favorite, or anything else. My heart was running on all cylinders. Ad Choices. Being aloof is a little more effort for her. appear in Season 1 of Heavyweight. It felt like my particular skill ", Other customers were milling uncomfortably close to my Corolla, trying out driver's seats, adjusting rearview mirrors. No, I'm not drinking anymore. They'd give equally good service to both tables. It was humiliating to be seen inside the car, especially in Los Angeles. He's holding out so I'll come running back and throw my money at him. And she's just totally beaming, really happy. Katz, Professional set, if you want to call it that, was most at the ready with people that schoolkids bustled around, yelling and buying candy. As the first terrible bites sink into his legs and stomach, does the zebra look into the lion's eyes as though to say, why are you doing this to me, friend? With the second He had been reluctant even to go to Maureen's house, so I knew that at that point, as Maureen spoke his name, he was a shaky disoriented mess. And then it would fall. Table five was her hardest table by far, very demanding. In that act, we conduct a little scientific experiment on tape with hidden microphones about whether niceness can triumph and be rewarded in a normal business setting, a setting that will surely be familiar to you. A complete fabrication, as far as I knew. It makes you feel powerful. Jonathan D. Goldstein is a Obstetrician-Gynecologist in Bay Shore, NY. into a radio story. Feel the way that laugh shivers you down to your toes? So it was also, maybe, the fun excitement of never knowing when your turn was going to come to be on the outs. The offer still stands. You want me to go on a date with that guy? Well, that's too bad. "It's not about the $200," shouted my father. say, Sure, Im absurdbut so is the world, so lets confront it and And then at the end of the meal, she drops off the check and she smiles a second time, as if to say, you see? They won't know what hit them.". Act Four, Keeping It In the Family. "Mr. Cooper, I'm going to let you drive out of here for a mere $200 over the factory price. Authorities said they then headed to Perugia, Italy, about 9 a.m. Sunday but crashed en route, according to the Mirror. This meant that when they saw each other in the halls, they could nod to each other, hi and bye. No, I'm listening. I'm Ira Glass, back next week with more stories of This American Life. Other women who are nice or who are too timid, they try to pretend that they know who you are, which is garbage. "Let's go," he said. fact, when things are uncomfortable it sometimes leads to the best Before we took a step, the salesman curtly thanked my father and walked away. Well, my sister definitely taught me some of the tricks of the trade by being very, very, very cruel with me, very bossy, very demanding. The Special Ed teacher in the room next to the bathroom came out and walked me back to my class. I'm just remembering a funny joke that Carl told me. You're right? Escape the News with the British Podcast In Our Time with Melvyn Bragg, At Third Coast, Holding On to Public-Radio Ideals as Podcasting Booms. He is a director and writer, known for Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Horrible Bosses (2011) and I knew that. Her arms were bare so you could see her tattoos. Amy had no interest in being wired for sound, but Troy was game. In the center of the room, a sleek new convertible turned around and around on an enormous platform, as if swooning to the muzak. Not too much, not too little. Manhattan: Getting off the bus at 8 A.M., I tilted my fedora towards my Play, which made him WebJonathan Goldstein (27 September 1968 25 August 2019) was an English composer of music for film, television, advertising, theatre, and live events. You know? [8] He talked about this time on the This American Life program 'Plan B'. Super helpful. Yes? sort of like you go through your life embarrassing yourself and You're going to be the grade eight Jackie Cohen, and I'm going to be the grade eight Jonathan Goldstein, OK? The proposal had about it the pleasing hue of teamwork, and I wished I'd thought of it days ago. I'm Ira Glass. My father looked at me with something like pity. When I was 28 years old, my father sent me a bill for his paternal services. What was Jackie Cohen's allure? The actor Josh Hamilton read it for us. season concluded on Thursday, he considered introducing each episode with ", Before I knew it, my father and I were ensconced in his white El Dorado, gliding with the frictionless speed of a dream toward a Toyota dealership in West Covina, whose ads he'd seen on TV. It's fun. I'll never forget the exhilarated look on his face as he ran back to our locker bank to tell me that, while Jackie Cohen had turned him down, she did say that they could be "hi, bye" friends. You're here early. we, via Goldstein and co., are the ones hanging on. Oh, yeah. Spider., Life can be difficult; confronting old emotions can be painful. [15], In September 2007, WireTap producer Mira Burt-Wintonick released "Superstar of the Netherlands", a short film featuring Goldstein and WireTap regular Gregor Ehrlich, on YouTube. That's my theory, is if they already think you're having a good time, why are they going to tip you for having fun? Very good hair. You look sort of tired. Jon, please don't tell me the whole interview's going to be like this. I think it was the hardest challenge I had ever been presented with, and probably ever will be: Scoring horrendous acts of violence being committed against a cartoon child and making it as funny as possible, Goldstein told Little Black Book in 2017. But I still can't help relating to her as though the old Jackie Cohen is still somewhere buried inside of her. The popularist is this girl. There was a month where I sat behind her, and one time during a French dictation, I was seized with an uncontrollable attack of coughing. [21], American-Canadian author, humorist and radio producer, This article is about the comedic author. So you just sit there on hold waiting for them to come up with the next mean thing? Makes my job a whole lot easier.". I think you miss the mean Jackie Cohen. WebJonathan W. Fazzino Associate Ann L. Fowler-Cruz Principal Meghan K. Gallagher Of Counsel Ellen R. Sutliffe Hain Associate Marc J. Herman Principal Ari J. Hoffman You want something fuller? Mike Albo also has a longer work, a book called The Underminer that he co-wrote with Virginia Heffernan. Lillie got kicked out at the beginning of this summer. Go ahead, I thought. [2], Goldstein was born to Buzz and Dina Goldstein in Brooklyn, New York City, New York, where he spent the first four years of his life before the family moved to Montreal, Quebec, his mother's hometown. 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