Character: Sister James . This is dreadful oh God, please make it Anuchkin! I wanted to die. A monologue from the play by Nikolai Gogol. A monologue from the play by Sophocles. Funny. When he tapped me on the shoulder in the middle of the night I thought he wanted me! I used to touch myself when I was very little, I thought Id invented something wonderful. (Female, Serio-Comedic/Dramatic, 20s 40s) A monologue from the screen play by Cheri Lovedog & Robin Whitehouse. These are the times we live in, Barney. SPECTACULAR! Nick has a love of the Existentialists. She had chronic depression, ever since she was twelve. 20 Of The Best Contemporary Dramatic Monologues For Men From Plays 1. After a series of unhappy encounters she feels fearful, misses Colin and asks him to come and take her home. I told him he didnt have to say that. Like, you never just have a minute alone. A hilarious climax forces Blaine to decide in which world he belongs and bridge the painful gap to adulthood. His death and her inaction to prevent it are the subjects of this riveting monologue. It was a monument of my castoff dinners, only I hadnt built it with food. (to another awkward girl) Emily, its all gonna happen for you in your thirties. Monologue from the play Lacey's Last Chance Serial Dater - Comedic Monologue, Female Excerpt: " My father was a wonderful man who waited on me hand and foot when I was a child. Erynne, a rebellious punk girl, has been kicked out of her house and is living in a mini-van and her boyfriend is thinking about dumping her. In the old days I would have gone to my grave ignorant of the wonderful and beautiful knowledge that my husband was spending his afternoons humping Charlotte Korman!. Arent you?! Betrayal 13. Dinner With Friends 10. Copyright [2021] Mighty Actor, DRAMATIC MONOLOGUES FOR TEENS/KIDS (BOYS), DRAMATIC MONOLOGUES FOR TEENS/KIDS (GIRLS), 20 Best Contemporary Comedic Monologues For Women From Plays, 11. As an actor, working with rich text is very beneficial. In what way are the others worse? It was more like a rout! There was booze but there were too many snacks and not enough Ann Summers toys or something. Absolutely not. Nothing says friendship like 1,000 gallons of unsanitary chocolate! All of this ties together when she explains that shes been going to doctors in an attempt to diagnose her depression. I kept it hidden under blankets during the day. In this monologue, Foreigner breaks the ice by talking about teddy bears, and then explains how her relationship with her father changed after she saw a gruesome picture of him during the war. Helena is depressed as Demetrius doesn\'t love her anymore. A monologue from the screen play by Amy Heckerling, Everything I think and everything I do is wrong. . Crazy, hostile letterslike minethe ones written in crayon on butcher paper, the ones made of letters cut out of magazines. And truth to tell, though hes rather stout, Mr Omelets still a fine figure of a man. 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It can be comedic or dramatic, . I can think of so many cooler things to do that night. Ive seen Jessica Lopez make a girl cry just by looking at her. The Godfather Part II: A short but powerful monologue from Kay Corleone (Diane Keaton), the abused and bitter wife of a short but powerful Italian Don (crime boss). Just click Shakespeare! Instead I found Frank. (Male or Female, Serio-Comedic/Comedic, 20s 40s) Depression Monologues for Females 1 "Diane, when I knew for certain that Maurice had fallen into the sea, that they had recovered his body, that he was buried in German soil, then I felt that I should never live another moment. Her mother has stopped eating and Melinda knows that she is dying. However, feel free to browse tips and download any public domain (free) monologues on our site. Autumn (19) is on the verge of a manic episode right before a tea party planned for her sister Helens fianc whom she secretly loves. 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But shes family and turning her out to the cops would have kicked up more dust with my mom, and then my dad would have had a reason to come out of witness protection to put his two cents in it would have been even more of a mess than it needed to be. parcel-gilt goblet, sitting in my Dolphin-chamber, at the round table, by a sea-coal fire, upon. Worthing, I Confess ..". When thats gone, what have you got? The date wasnt that good. What is that? Now, if you could attach Mr Anuchkins lips to Mr Podkolyosins nose, and take some of Mr Zhevakins easy manner, and perhaps add Mr Omelets solid build, I could decide on the spot. Now, what would you call a woman with that strength in her have to die of influenza, and what become of her new straw hat that should have come to me? This speech is the start of a monologue play about a young man who volunteers in old peoples homes, and suffers paroxysms of love and hate for the residents. YELLOW: lemon curls dipped in sugar . But then I found I missed it. I MEAN, IT LOOKED LIKE SOME COLOSSAL FRUITCAKE, FIVE FEET TALL . This character sits in a church at a funeral for one of their classmates. I'm sixty-two (insert appropriate age) next week. (Female, Dramatic, Teens 40s) A list of Shakespearean monologues categorized alphabetically by comedy, history and tragedy. She/He keeps using the word dysfunctional to describe his condition which stings him a little more each time. You have successfully purchased store credit. . COFFEE TABLE Melanie lives in a psycho ward talking to people that aren't really there but what if they are? I mean, what mistakes did I make? It was the most bad-assed thing Id ever seen a woman do. Can you support the expense of a husband, hussy, in gaming, drinking and whoring? I mean, at what point do I become a joke? Heh, sorry mom. 2. Not even enough to support my eyeliner habit. 18 contemporary monologues from published plays for actors, creatives, filmmakers and teachers. New Plays for Teens of a handsome but not affected fineness, a good faithful eye, and a well-humored cheek. I quickly glanced towards the radiator to see if it was covered. Order the play. Ill write all their names on a bit of paper, roll them up tight, then so be it. FilmTagger is a movie recommendations engine for Screenwriters, Directors, Producers, Film-Buffs and Students everywhere. Winona Ryder has always been good at playing "lost" characters. (She rummages in her purse and pulls them all out instead of one.) Provides a variety of monologues, scenes, and audition pieces along with Thats Macbeth, you know-nothing twit. Okay, okayso hes kind of a Baldwin. That night. and my mother saw me with my hand under my dress rubbing away, and she dragged me out so quickly I hit my head and it bled and I was sick. . Like any school is a healthy environment. Thank you! I was 18 before I knew it, and my aunt, your great aunt Sandrashe waited until I was 18 to give me my list but it was kinda too late. Yeah what you just take soupy sales to Prom. 3. She gave no warning, leaving only a note for Colin by way of explanation. It really is difficult to decide, you cant begin to describe it. It was very late at night. Here is she going to throw away fifteen thousand pounds; upon what? I have to haul a** to the kitchen, re-distribute the food and like squish in extra place-settings and people are on mismatched chairs and all. Ive spent over twenty years living breathing f***ing sucking eating sleeping dreaming all things rock and roll. A monologue from the book/play by Lisa B. Thompson, A thirty-five-year-old African American woman. However, feel free to browse tips and download any public domain (free) monologues on our site. So I pressed down harder, my fingers steaming and blistering. To make salads, or else cried up and down for samphire. Blah, blah, blah. The show is in the manner of Talking With or Vagina Monologues. But by the end of the day it was like the more, the merrier. Ilona, the waitress at the restaurant, recounts to the audience a few moments and feelings from her life. The Glass Menagerie 15. Bates, may I please speak with you? . By what stretch of the imagination . . Switching Sides - LGBTQ monologue from the play Unbearable Hotness. Young, handsome; these he put last; but I put them foremost. But I felt triumphant because I was a separate person from them. Fabulation, or the Re-Education of Undine. I found my own materials. Yeah, well give a D there. To see the difference of these seasons! Maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? A monologue from the play by Carlo Goldoni. . She was very high-functioning. [] Well, if he refuses, instead of breaking my heart at his indifference, Ill only break my glass for its flattery, set my cap to some newer fashion, and look out for some less difficult admirer. The winter was almost over. Do you have ups and downs without obvious reason? Oh, thats you, Harold! Were all thinking it arent we? What rights he got to think himself too high and mighty to be civil to me? I know you will never read this letter. Turn the whole matter over to Gods will, and whichever one comes out, thatll be my husband. Your registration has been updated. Autumn inherited her illness from her father who killed himself, and with whom she felt a natural kinship she cannot share with her mother, Amelia, and her sister. Well mark D. Do you sometimes have headaches or backaches after a difficult day? Yes, I do indeed. Nothing personal, but I dont think were going to have our affair. well, kinda hard to interfere with family, if you see my point. . Dont I yearn, and ache, and shop? 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Even though they have class together at school, Travis and Erynne dont know each other. What, youre going to go to Paris with Helen now?! Shes alone with the coffin. LIKE DREAMING, BACKWARDS, by Kellie Powell. No, Im not getting an abortion. A strong dose of love is worse than one of ratafia; when it once gets into our heads, it trips up our heels, and then good night to discretion. Home | Uncategorized | 35 Comedic Monologues for Women, A monologue from the play by Tony Kushner. shell certainly have this Gayless: nay, were she as well convinced of his poverty as I am, shed have him. I say friend. Can God influence our lives? Oh, yes, absolutely yes. I used to think Clive was the one who liked sex. Your mom must be pretty stoked that youre not taking me. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN HERE? Venita is an African-American woman who has been ostracized from her family for marrying a white man named George. Looking for killer audition monologues? Be this advice pursued by each fond maid, Neer slight the substance for an empty shade: Rich, weighty sparks alone should please and charm ye: For should spouse cool, his gold will always warm ye. "Mr. An Ideal Husband, Mabel Chiltern's monologue, "Well, Tommy has proposed again ..", The Importance of Being Ernest, Lady Bracknell's Monologue, 'Mr. Anyway, its not as bad as it sounds Still. Why? A husband generally is a careless, domineering thing that grows like coral, which as long as it is under water is soft and tender. She needs to tell him things. I used to do it to go to sleep with or to cheer myself up, and one day it was raining and I was under the kitchen table. You guys wear your tiny little t-shirts that say Princess and Diva and you act like youve got it all under control, but I know youre freaking out inside. He doesn't like that. Whats so great about Caesar? Oh, if only I could draw out Baltazar no, what am I saying? They had to go. She mentions that she thought about staying in Prague, and the translator asks her if her father would miss her. Yes, and cant IBut I vow Im disposing of the husband, before I have secured the lover. Oooh, delicious! She explains to Laura that Mack had told her that before anything could happen between them she would have to choose between him and Peter. This wedlock with thy mother fear not thou. So, what happens is my dad and uncles, they fight over who gets to eat the lamb brain. No, faith; husbands are like lots in the lottery: you may draw forty blanks before you find one that has any prize in him. Unfortunately, because of copyright restrictions, we cannot sell to persons in your country. And I didnt want to like, marry you? This toxin will be passed upwardsit is the nature of bureaucracies to pass things verticallytill eventually. I know I must have left it somewhere., Turned the house upside down. I was wrong about Elton, I was wrong about Christian, and now Josh hated me. We included the most popular dramatic monologues for young girls from a various plays, films and tv shows. So I stole her wallet. Thats not who I was. (Finishes her glass of wine and pours herself another one.) And as for father ladling the gin down her throat, it wouldnt have killed her. Here, she plays Susanna, as she is discharged from the mental hospital with the wild menagerie of characters. It took incredible will power not to let go, but I held on, whispering, Mags, if you let go of this crayon, youll be run over by a truck on Newberry Street, so help you God! . The festivities continue the following evening when the boys are joined by Timps girlfriend Laura and Sophie, who we soon understand is having a secret relationship with Mack. But not always pure. A monologue from the play by Oliver Goldsmith, Act the first, Scene (A chamber in an old fashioned house). Once Id melted one, I was hooked! Hiding. Sorry. 1) Helena wants Demetrius back. 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Why should she die of influenza when she come through diphtheria right enough the year before? She was pleased. It is the end of term, Mack and Benny are graduating and the contract is up on their flat. Thats absolutely. Oh! Im not mad. A? You may receive a verification email. Read about British playwright Matt Fox. How romantic! My name's Gabriel Davis and I have written audition monologues for actors, from Carnegie Mellon University (CMU) School of Drama. . Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to be encouraged in others. (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Anorexia) . (whispering) No, not for the flu, but when I have to go to the gynecologist. Were living in a new guiltless society. We have to set an example. Oh, yeah? She is so accomplished. What am I doing? She is my sister and everything butDont get me wrong. You are now subscribed to our More Good Stuff maling list. Hmbitter rock chick in a bandbitter rock chick without a band. Foreigner talks with her translator after he has returned with food and beer. Her uncle, Marcellus da Man, calls a press conference on . 15 Best Classical Monologues For Women From Plays. Insane Person Monologue Female 0 Recommend Jordan Becknell Posted 11-12-2019 13:43 Reply Reply Privately Hi! Well, you asked me, I mean, my mom to the prom, but she turned you down. I dont want to hurt anybody. I still have your virginity. In this monologue, Blaine speaks to his newborn baby about his mentally retarded sister Dale. Because thats not what Rome is about. For every color, I imagined a taste . Discover the works of Arthur M. Jolly (he, him), download free monologues for auditions and classes, purchase playscripts, ask questions, and get all the info on upcoming productions. Leah, just said that you were gonna go with her. Its going to hurt the rst time. Do you find the idea of wife-swapping distasteful?. but even at their best dinner at Antoines or a really good bed partner (and God knows there were never many of them) food and making love cant hold a candle to sleep. Our day will come. A monologue from the play by Caryl Churchill. People come that like, didnt R.S.V.P.! I mean, youve got to let go and move on, man. Oh, you look so much older. What Didn't Happen 12. But I did like watching her eat. And my hearts pounding. In fact, out of her a**hole! You wanna know how I got these scars? This standalone monologue is entitled MARY, the widow. Mary (late 20s+) is praying to God in confession. Um. When Autumn comes upon them discussing Amelias social ambitions, Helen lies and says they were just saying how sad that their father wouldnt be present at Helens wedding. Sorry, Debbie, no Mercedes this year. And thats what I mean about But they were bored and it was quite shit and they thought itd be quite funny to leave, and it sort of was, you know? Its a list. I felt as you have felt. Is this what you want Lillian!? (pause) Oh my god! I put it in her sock drawer two days later. Which, in turn, makes them even less desirable because as we all know, men- especially older men- are threatened and afraid of productive, interesting women. Oh and this whole Josh and Ty thing was wiggin me more than anything. He doesnt want me to see her. I was a ballerina. Know why? Boston University Stage Troupe, MA, USA, 2021 Thats Sally. And one night in bed in my flat I was so frightened I started touching myself. Oh, (chuckles into her hand ) stupid Frank wrote this. I mean, what was my problem? 24 CLASSICAL DRAMATIC MONOLOGUES FOR WOMEN 1. But now I dont know how to act around him. Published January 2005 Audio Books & Radio . Thank you for your submission. Had you been hanged, it would not have vexed me, for that might have been your misfortune; but to do such a mad thing by choice! Womens health is a pain in the a**! Boca Prep International School, FL, USA 2021. Add To Cart. And in conclusion, may I remind you that it doesnt say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Persona is a 1966 Swedish psychological drama film, written and directed by Ingmar Bergman . He explained it to me. You see, she stole my identity last month and racked up about three thousand dollars worth of colored rocks on my credit card on account of her psychic, Maggie, told her that she was a stone in a past life. I mean, like, how could I, like, get an F? Guitar god by night, guitar teacher by day. (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Bi-Polar Disorder) The lights of Broadway illuminate this escapade into the audition process and the magical world of acting. In this way, through osmosis, little droplets of contagion are being rubbed into your leathery flesh every day. Shes over 50, divorced, and she sits in night after night after night because available guys her age want something-forgive me, they want somebody that looks like Marin. Oh come on, it was high school dance. And as a result, the women become more and more productive and therefore, more and more interesting. No. The boys have been partying. Nor do I in any way approve of the modern sympathy with invalids. just to think, Cause were always together, just eating, eating, eating! Gem Of The Ocean 4. All that remains is to put them in my purse, shut my eyes, and thats it what will be, will be. . Had to cancel all her cards. Anyway, thats whats complicated. . . So, I destroyed one innocent life after another. . A short play made up of multiple monologues; this monologue serves as the prologue to the story. I can say it. The monologue database serves the singular purpose of organizing monologues on the web and . The husbands Id have, if Id married all that had wanted to marry me! She reveals that after her husband, Nick, came back from the war, he wasnt the same. I think Ill have him. He told me. Sheridan. "A Midsummer Night in the OC" by D. Tupper McKnight "A modern interpretation of the jealous maiden, Helena's. through a network of handshakes, the Under-Secretary of Outrageous Falsehoods will shake hands with the Secretary for Pernicious Behavior under the Cloak of Night. Can I have a bowl of your finest oysters. The you that I know, would have walked in here and rolled your eyes and thought this was completely over the top, ridiculous, and stupid. Just kidding! A monologue from the Play "A Midsummer Night's Dream" by William Shakespeare. K, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. 24 Dramatic Monologues For Teenage Females, 20 Comedic Monologues For Teenage Females, 23 Best Disney Movie Monologues For Auditions (30 sec 2 min long), Disclaimer: Some of the articles on Mighty Actor include affiliate links to sites like Amazon, Skillshare, and others. And then, when we both think Im ready, Im going to get in my car and drive off the Verrazano Bridge. And what lucky ladies get to share this glamorous life with me? Sex. Then, theres my gorgeous sister here. Probably. But sometimes people just wont listen. A KID LIKE JAKE 5. I wonder if they have that in my size! Id rather no music than music I dont really want. That sort of thing infuriates me. . The Crucible 11. Celebrate your never marrying. Click below for the complete play, The Victory Garden Plays, from which Alice's monologue comes: The Victory Garden Plays, a full-length play in 7 parts. (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Transgender) The only other people we know are Greeks, cause Greeks marry Greeks to breed more Greeks, to be loud breeding Greek eaters. I love you, Miss Shelton, I love you. Like you know what, Bleek? No ones care who you are but you, what you do but you, who you inappropriately f*** but you. faith, little better than nothinghes a man, and thats alland heaven knows mere man is but small consolation. Yes, this fellow might be exactly what I need. It felt very sweet, it was a feeling from very long ago, it was very soft. He said it anyway. You have successfully purchased store credit.
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